I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
☆ my body always hurts
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”


Sans from Undertale suffers from Erectile dysfunction!
Requested by anon
me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!
pearl, in her honda accord:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes
thanks, i hate it
Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual
me, “lost” in the woods during a full moon waiting for a werewolf to scoop me up

Scientists have spotted repeated blasts of radio signals coming from deep in space.
The breakthrough is only the second time scientists have seen such a repeating radio burst. It both deepens the mystery and offers a potential opportunity to finally understand what might be throwing out the burst from a galaxy billions of light years away.
Fast radio bursts have been speculated to be the result of everything from exploding stars to transmissions from aliens. But they have remained entirely mysterious, with little evidence at all of where they might be coming from.
The flashes only last for a milisecond but they are flung out with the same amount of energy the sun takes 12 months to produce.
Probably most exciting of the new bursts is one that scientists saw repeat six times, apparently from the same location. Of the more than 60 fast radio bursts detected so far, only one of them has ever repeated.
i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

